Script
Cast:
George - Edward Christie
Barry - Ross Platt
Mugger - Dan Norbury
Old Woman - Damo James
Cameraman - Micah
Editor - Dan Norbury
George gets into the car with a box of cakes and coffee.
George - "Bloody old people!"
George hands a cake to Barry
George - "here you go."
Barry - "cheers."
George - "They can be so rude sometimes."
Barry - "Oh yeh."
George - Just tried to be kind and got told to get out of the way!"
Barry - "Mmm yeah?"
George - "I mean I've always been respectful, but that old dear has really pushed my buttons. She should just hurry up and die."
Barry - "Whhooww! You can say things like that!"
George - "I know but, it's just i'm tring to protect people like her, but I would protect her!" (laugh)
Barry - "Shut up! Yeah you would George. If she was getting mugged now you'd do somthing."
George - "I wouldn't, they piss me off."
Barry - "Stop being an idiot Geaorge."
George puts cake on the back seat.
Barry - "Wooh wooh wooh what are you doing."
barry lifts up the cake.
George - "Whooh whooh whooh, thats my cake man."
Barry - "Thats why I didn't want it on my bleedin car."
George - "I was just."
Barry - Ah, look what you've done, you've got it everywhere.
George - "Sorry sorry."
Barry - "You can explained to sarg later if this comes up."
George - "Ah, it's not that bad."
Barry turns and looks at the seat.
Barry - "Well it isn't is it."
While George is looking at the back seat Barry sees an old woman walking away from the car.
Barry - "Is that the old dear you were just on about?"
George - "What?"
Barry - "Ah nothing."
George - "Look! I've cleaned it."
Silence as Barry turns around.
Barry - "No you haven't!"
End.
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